The Best Spreadsheet Ever!

So, those of you that know me, know how I love spreadsheets (not), and statistics (not).
Well, I have found quite possibly the greatest spreadsheet ever created.

Some random, unnamed dude created a spreadsheet to chart all the times he asked his wife for sex, and the answers that were given when she declined the invitation. Because let's be honest, what says romance, intimacy, and love more than charting your beloved's love-making habits? Right?